Malicious Women Candle Co

Every Great Mom Says the "F" Word

Name: Every Great Mom Says the "F" Word
Brand: Malicious Women Candle Co
SKU: WKIT-CAN-EGM
Price: 24.00 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

Every Great Mom Says the "F" Word

$24.00 USD

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No Artificial Flavors
No Dyes

Non-Alcoholic
Non-GMO

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Every great mom says the "f" word - scent: cotton candy & pine. Every great mom says the "f" word - infused with "nouns, verbs & adjectives" I don't know about you, but I'm all "come on kids, let's get in the car and prepare for a wonderful day at school" but there is always that one fucking kid that can never find his fucking shoes, and then i'm the bad guy because I lose my shit! Scent: cotton candy & pine See our FAQ sections for more information on the size and dimensions of our 9oz, 40+hour burn time candles.

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Elevate Your Spirit with Adaptogenic Alchemy

Enter a realm where nature's biochemical brilliance supports your body's ability to adapt. Adaptogens, scientifically recognized for their stress-modulating properties, are the key active compounds in our functional beverages. These botanical powerhouses work by normalizing physiological functions, enhancing your body's resistance to physical, emotional, and environmental stressors. Picture yourself consuming a potent elixir, where each sip delivers phytochemicals that regulate the hypothalamic-pituitary-adrenal (HPA) axis, balance cortisol levels, and promote cellular homeostasis. Adaptogens act as molecular chaperones, supporting the body's natural capacity to restore equilibrium and maintain optimal energy. With each dose, you activate pathways that optimize resilience, fortify your immune response, and enhance mental clarity. Embrace the scientifically-backed benefits of adaptogenic herbs, and let them guide your body toward balance, vitality, and sustainable wellness.

Why Hummingbird Heart?

We seek out potions and elixirs that are clean and eco-friendly so you don’t have to. Whether you’re on a quest for a healthy alternative to alcohol, seeking the magic of better sleep, nurturing your mental well-being, exploring a sober curious lifestyle, or simply because you f*cking want to, we’re here to support you on your journey.

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All Natural

Gluten Free

Diet Friendly

Magical AF

Let customers speak for us

from 19 reviews

Love this store!

I ordered 6 products I believe, I got a few kin euphoric items, which my favorite was kin euphoric in a can 😍 and the dream kin euphoric in glass made my husband sleepy. I also loved cosmic wink! I put that in my nightly loose leaf tea with honey and it was amazing! I will definitely be ordering more of the kin euphoric in a can as well as the cosmic wink! I cannot wait to try out other goodies from this store!

Amanda LaBelle

High Rhode

11/11/2024

Great N/A alternative!

I enjoy trying new things and this spirit did not disappoint. I mix it with club soda and a squeeze of lime. Very refreshing and a great N/A alternative.

Michele Duncan King

Hemp and Root Non-Alcoholic Spirit

01/22/2025

Love the herbal flavor!

Kiley

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01/19/2025

Best non-A beer!

Thanks! I've been looking for a Non-A Double IPA and this is great! Just as good as my fav alcoholic double IPAs

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01/11/2025

Lives up to its name

A delightful, refreshing, and unique flavor with a kick that leaves no room for (alcohol-based) cocktail FOMO. Planning to get some more at first opportunity, since we just ran out.

Thor Muller

Uplift

01/10/2025

I absolutely LOVE how this product makes my stomach feel

I drink a serving of this almost everyday. It just keeps my gut feeling wonderful. I would highly recommend!!!

Anna Blazevich

Fire Cider- 2 sizes

01/05/2025

A Unique Find

This was a simple, elegant and unique find that matched nicely with the store's rich composition of many unique items and refreshments with owner & daughter friendly and knowledgeable, Recommended!

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Brass Spoon

01/04/2025

Excellent salve and safe to use!

I love the salve, it is perfect for any cut or scrape! I even tried it on my cat’s feline acne, and it cleared it up!

Mary Artino

First Aid Salve

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Very nice, goes well in ginger beer for a fun winter drink

Alexander Middleton

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My husband and I really enjoyed the dream light - I do feel it would be good in tea or like a chia tea. It has a spicy taste similar to chia, my husband did get sleepy from it, so it definitely helped in that arena. I added it to carbonated water but felt it would be better served as a chia tea. It had a really nice flavor

Amanda LaBelle

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11/16/2024

Amazing!

Amazing product! I highly recommend it! It helps me sleep like a baby! :-)

Isela Vega

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10/23/2024

AMAZINGGGG

I love this so much and it lasts for so long!!! I will definitely be buying it again.

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