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Whiskey River Soap Co.

A Candle for Fucking Zen

A Candle for Fucking Zen

Regular price $27.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.00 USD
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  • No Artificial Flavors
  • No Dyes
  • Non-Alcoholic
  • Non-GMO

Om. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.

Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours

All of Whiskey River Soap Co. candles are handmade, no two are identical. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit.

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Benefits

Soy wax: renewable, plant-based, and totally vegan! It burns longer, cleaner, and with less soot, making your space cozy without the toxins. Easy to clean up and perfect for candle crafting, it’s also biodegradable and eco-friendly. Light up with soy for a candle that loves the planet!

Ingredients

Cool Cucumber Scented

Why Hummingbird Heart?

We seek out potions and elixirs that are clean and eco-friendly so you don’t have to. Whether you’re on a quest for a healthy alternative to alcohol, seeking the magic of better sleep, nurturing your mental well-being, exploring a sober curious lifestyle, or simply because you f*cking want to, we’re here to support you on your journey.

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All Natural
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Gluten Free
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Diet Friendly
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