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Whiskey River Soap Co.

A Candle for What the Fucking Fuck

A Candle for What the Fucking Fuck

Regular price $27.00 USD
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  • No Artificial Flavors
  • No Dyes
  • Non-Alcoholic
  • Non-GMO

How do I put this? And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down? What. The. Fucking. Fuck? And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram. I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen. It's not gonna happen, okay? And toss those wide-leg jeans while you're at it. You look like a damned clown.

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Benefits

Soy wax: renewable, plant-based, and totally vegan! It burns longer, cleaner, and with less soot, making your space cozy without the toxins. Easy to clean up and perfect for candle crafting, it’s also biodegradable and eco-friendly. Light up with soy for a candle that loves the planet!

Ingredients

Prickly Pear Scented

Why Hummingbird Heart?

We seek out potions and elixirs that are clean and eco-friendly so you don’t have to. Whether you’re on a quest for a healthy alternative to alcohol, seeking the magic of better sleep, nurturing your mental well-being, exploring a sober curious lifestyle, or simply because you f*cking want to, we’re here to support you on your journey.

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Hangover-free
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All Natural
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Gluten Free
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Diet Friendly
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Magical AF