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Whiskey River Soap Co.

Gee Whiz Anti-Cursing Paint Can Candle

Gee Whiz Anti-Cursing Paint Can Candle

Regular price $27.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.00 USD
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  • No Artificial Flavors
  • No Dyes
  • Non-Alcoholic
  • Non-GMO

Gee Whiz Don’t you think people are just cursing too much these days? With all the F-bombs and r-words and see you next Tuesdays flying around everywhere, it’s hard to get a word in edgewise. So take the easy way out: buy this candle and shut the fuck up. Thanks!

All of Whiskey River Soap Co. candles are handmade, no two are identical. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit.

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Benefits

Soy wax: renewable, plant-based, and totally vegan! It burns longer, cleaner, and with less soot, making your space cozy without the toxins. Easy to clean up and perfect for candle crafting, it’s also biodegradable and eco-friendly. Light up with soy for a candle that loves the planet!

Ingredients

Off-Brand Boxed Wine Scent

Why Hummingbird Heart?

We seek out potions and elixirs that are clean and eco-friendly so you don’t have to. Whether you’re on a quest for a healthy alternative to alcohol, seeking the magic of better sleep, nurturing your mental well-being, exploring a sober curious lifestyle, or simply because you f*cking want to, we’re here to support you on your journey.

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Hangover-free
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All Natural
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Gluten Free
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Diet Friendly
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