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Whiskey River Soap Co.

Gosh Darnit Anti-Cursing Candle

Gosh Darnit Anti-Cursing Candle

Regular price $26.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $26.00 USD
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  • No Artificial Flavors
  • No Dyes
  • Non-Alcoholic
  • Non-GMO

Gosh Darnit You fucking kids and your fucking dirt bikes. Get off my lawn! You can all go burn in hell you little shits. Hope you have fun in juvie. And oh yeah, the Roundup is a fucking carcinogen.

All of Whiskey River Soap Co. candles are handmade, no two are identical. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit.

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Benefits

Soy wax: renewable, plant-based, and totally vegan! It burns longer, cleaner, and with less soot, making your space cozy without the toxins. Easy to clean up and perfect for candle crafting, it’s also biodegradable and eco-friendly. Light up with soy for a candle that loves the planet!

Ingredients

Silent Spring Scent

Why Hummingbird Heart?

We seek out potions and elixirs that are clean and eco-friendly so you don’t have to. Whether you’re on a quest for a healthy alternative to alcohol, seeking the magic of better sleep, nurturing your mental well-being, exploring a sober curious lifestyle, or simply because you f*cking want to, we’re here to support you on your journey.

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Sustainable products
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Hangover-free
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All Natural
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Gluten Free
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Diet Friendly
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Magical AF